Somebodys got a case of the Mondays

Monday: 6:45 am. “Well my alarm is going off, I had beter get out of bed now. Nah, 30 more minutes.” I reset the alarm and fall back asleep.

7:15 am. “FINE!! Im up! Stupid alarm…” I roll out of bed to take a shower only to realise that all the hot water is gone already from my roomates shower. Oh well.. its just Monday.

8:05 am. I made it to work, and I am making a cup of tea so I have some boiling water that I am carrying back to my desk. My waffles in the other hand begin to slip.. Suddenly I feel a searing pain in my leg, I had spilled boiling water all over my leg. No Good..

9:30 am. My boss is being fairly nice to me, this day might still turn out OK.

11:30 am. Lunch.

1:00 pm. The VP walks into my cube “Hey lets have a chat..” Uh Oh, Something is up..

1:05 pm. “As you know we have to do some re-organizing around here, and we are going to have to let you go”

1:35 pm. Im back in my car driving home.

3:00 pm. Go for a sweet run.

5:00 pm - 12:00 am. Drink.