Ahh Colorado..
Yes, this is one of those emails you get with a bunch of jokes but I liked it when I saw it yeas ago and it still works today. I will even add a few of my own.
You know you are from Colorado when:
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You switch from “A/C” to “Heat” in one day.
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You know what the “Peoples Republic of Boulder” means.
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Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
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You’re a meat-eating vegetarian.
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The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your own special bike lane. and you actually use the bike lane
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You’re able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
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You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.
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You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire Beer. Frat Tire? nahh, pass me a Buster Nut Brown
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You design your kid’s Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
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You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJ’s.
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You know all 4 seasons “almost winter, winter, still winter and spring blizzards.
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You’ve been tear-gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU’s victory.
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You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
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You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can’t get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
14.5. You know the definition of the “12-inch rule”
- You know the ‘correct’ pronunciation of Buena Vista.
15.5. Durango Specific: You know the ‘correct’ pronunciation of Florida
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When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
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Your car insurance costs more than your car.
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You have surge protectors on every outlet.
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April showers bring May blizzards.
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‘Timberline’ is someplace you have actually been.
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You know what a ‘Chinook’ is
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You know what a ‘Rocky Mountain Oyster’ is. If you dont know… Dont ask
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You know what a “fourteener” is.
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But you don’t know what a “turn signal” is.
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A bear on your front porch doesn’t bother you nearly as much as a Republican in Congress does.
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Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.
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You know who Alfred Packer was and what he did.
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You know who Baby Doe Tabor was.
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SPF 90 is not out of the question.
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People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.
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Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn’t seem strange.
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Thunder has set off your car alarm.
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A full moon has never kept you awake at night.
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You have an $800 stereo in your $300 truck.
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A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.
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You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
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Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!!
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You know where Doc Holliday’s grave is.
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You know where Buffalo Bill’s grave is.
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You know where the real “South Park” is.
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You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
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Driving directions usually include ‘Go over_________ Pass.’
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You’ve done ‘checking for ticks’
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You’ve dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka w/ a hood.
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You’ve gone snow skiing in July and…
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You’ve gone sunbathing in January and…
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They were in the same year!
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You’ve urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could ‘run into both oceans’.
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And the most important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.